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This is a cornfield located in Ohio in the shape of Palin's face... I mean, I get that she sucks and is a spectacle and all, but why expend so much effort??  |
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| Al Franken is awesome:
"George W. Bush wants to amend our Constitution to make it illegal for gays to marry. But evidently, he has no problem with terrorists getting married. Even now, terrorist couples are plotting to sanctify their love for each other in holy matrimony--and then blow up the Holland Tunnel. Call George W. Bush. Tell him that America can't afford a president who is soft of terrorist marriage. Because unlike gays... terrorists can breed.
Paid for by the Committee to Distract You from Real Issues."
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| Quotes of the day:
"Did anybody read this book? I mean not for class, but in real life..." Anna, by Russian philosophy teacher
"I'm always serious, I'm Russian." -Anna again
"The first and last geopolitical truth is that states purue security by pursuing power." Political scientist John Glennon
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| School's in session again, and the stress starts back up. A few good quotes to help get us through it:
"Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard." -Tom Robbins
"Life can only be understood backwards; unfortunately, it must be lived forwards." Kierkegaard
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| So this is how a toy feels when its batteries run dry.
I once read that you can't love something more
than something you miss-
I didn't believe it. Now all bets are off.
I swear to god I will never understand-
but I'm too afraid to share what's in my mind.
Yet all this time audiences simply wait
for their turn to speak.
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